Pride Parade Wehrmacht Version

Third Reich Pride Parade 1938

German Tank Crew Standing in Their Cannon

German tank crew showing their agility while balancing on the barrel on their Panther Ausf. D

Ready to Deploy

German soldiers surround a captured French heavy 240 mm howitzer "Saint-Chamond" Model 84. Several of these howitzers - captured during the invasion of France in 1940 - were put to service by the Germans under the designation K 556(f), and were deployed along the Atlantic Wall. This picture was taken in June 1940.

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...And this ability would be useful when exactly?

Safest Place to Hide

Mini Me had never been to Poland before

Luftwaffe main game

Hitler's new mine detector involved convincing enemy POWs that it was just a friendly sack race

Germany's Secret Weapon

"...and so, when Klaus sends me a radio message the electrical charge fires the twin MP40's which trigger the mine, which makes the ass buck, which fires the panzerfaust and, hey presto!...no more toothache for me!"

Der Windelabteilung

"aren't you a little short to be a stormtrooper?"

The Real Flying House

"Honey, I'm home!"

Disturbed Lunch

General: "Mein Gott, there's a fly in my soup !'
Offizier: "On the contrary, Herr General, I think you'll find that the soup is in your fly"

West Front biatch

"I've got 99 prisoners but the bitch ain't one!"

Hors d'oeuvre

Envy?

Naughts and Crosses championship 1942

The Wehrmacht officers had said to study 'Tactics' but 'Tic Tac Toe' sounded the same and was much more fun!

Bike Attack

On the move

Cart de Triomphe

They see me rollin, they hatin..

Meanwhile, at the Barrack...

Grandad's difficult war

Wehrmacht Motorcyclist Acrobats

The final attempt involved a chicken suit!

German motorbike tradition: since (the very-) youth

New german offensive... Kinderkreig!

Demonstrating the method for getting reluctant fallschirmjägers to leave the plane

"I'm Hans Krupp and welcome to Jackass!"

Fallschirmjäger Tandem Jumping Training

Rehearsals for dancing on ice, ready for Battle of Moscow