Wednesday, September 26, 2012

Kickstarter warbonds

...And this ability would be useful when exactly?

A Bridge Too Far

"57 58 59 60 61 62, How many is that? 99? Oh buggger!! 1 2 3 4 5 6..."

Safest Place to Hide

Mini Me had never been to Poland before

Luftwaffe main game

Hitler's new mine detector involved convincing enemy POWs that it was just a friendly sack race

Germany's Secret Weapon

"...and so, when Klaus sends me a radio message the electrical charge fires the twin MP40's which trigger the mine, which makes the ass buck, which fires the panzerfaust and, hey presto!...no more toothache for me!"

Royal Navy Bumper boats

Life on the ocean wave.... Rum, sodomy and the splash!

Serious Face of General Sir Alan Brooke

That awkward moment when you don't know if it's the green or the black phone ringing

Smokin's Plane

Adolf Galland was not impressed with his latest supply of Cuban cigars

Dedicated Milkman

"Sorry I'm a bit late mate, I had to walk from the depot"

Propelled to relaxation and sleep

Luftwaffe Spin Doctor

Rat Hunters

"No worry, we have dinner for tonight!"

Der Windelabteilung

"aren't you a little short to be a stormtrooper?"

The Real Flying House

"Honey, I'm home!"

Stalin's New Toys

Herr Hitler's cunning trojan horse trick

The best playground for kids

"The Monster Is Dead, quick Take a Picture!"

How Soekarno Hates Colonialism

"Behave well in my country or you will get more of this!"

Tuesday, September 11, 2012

Disturbed Lunch

General: "Mein Gott, there's a fly in my soup !'
Offizier: "On the contrary, Herr General, I think you'll find that the soup is in your fly"

West Front biatch

"I've got 99 prisoners but the bitch ain't one!"

Running Pilots

"Last one in the canteen is a rotten egg"

Hors d'oeuvre

Envy?

Naughts and Crosses championship 1942

The Wehrmacht officers had said to study 'Tactics' but 'Tic Tac Toe' sounded the same and was much more fun!

Winston Churchill and The Chair

Churchill: "General, I asked for a comfy chair!" Russian General: "In Russia, this is comfy chair.."

Thursday, August 23, 2012

Meanwhile, at the Barrack...

Grandad's difficult war

Wehrmacht Motorcyclist Acrobats

The final attempt involved a chicken suit!

German motorbike tradition: since (the very-) youth

New german offensive... Kinderkreig!

Demonstrating the method for getting reluctant fallschirmjägers to leave the plane

"I'm Hans Krupp and welcome to Jackass!"

Fallschirmjäger Tandem Jumping Training

Rehearsals for dancing on ice, ready for Battle of Moscow

"Göring" arrives by special flight


"Feeling a little air sick are we?"

Wehrmacht Soldier Feeding his Kitten


"I dont think you should eat that. It winked at me!"

Wednesday, August 8, 2012

Thursday, June 7, 2012

A True Obermensch

It was at this point that Fritz's attempt to conceal the Führer in his trousers, was going to be discovered!