Pride Parade Wehrmacht Version

Third Reich Pride Parade 1938

German Tank Crew Standing in Their Cannon

German tank crew showing their agility while balancing on the barrel on their Panther Ausf. D

Ready to Deploy

German soldiers surround a captured French heavy 240 mm howitzer "Saint-Chamond" Model 84. Several of these howitzers - captured during the invasion of France in 1940 - were put to service by the Germans under the designation K 556(f), and were deployed along the Atlantic Wall. This picture was taken in June 1940.

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...And this ability would be useful when exactly?

A Bridge Too Far

"57 58 59 60 61 62, How many is that? 99? Oh buggger!! 1 2 3 4 5 6..."

Safest Place to Hide

Mini Me had never been to Poland before

Luftwaffe main game

Hitler's new mine detector involved convincing enemy POWs that it was just a friendly sack race

Germany's Secret Weapon

"...and so, when Klaus sends me a radio message the electrical charge fires the twin MP40's which trigger the mine, which makes the ass buck, which fires the panzerfaust and, hey presto!...no more toothache for me!"

Royal Navy Bumper boats

Life on the ocean wave.... Rum, sodomy and the splash!

Serious Face of General Sir Alan Brooke

That awkward moment when you don't know if it's the green or the black phone ringing

Smokin's Plane

Adolf Galland was not impressed with his latest supply of Cuban cigars

Dedicated Milkman

"Sorry I'm a bit late mate, I had to walk from the depot"

Propelled to relaxation and sleep

Luftwaffe Spin Doctor

Rat Hunters

"No worry, we have dinner for tonight!"

Der Windelabteilung

"aren't you a little short to be a stormtrooper?"

The Real Flying House

"Honey, I'm home!"

Stalin's New Toys

Herr Hitler's cunning trojan horse trick

The best playground for kids

"The Monster Is Dead, quick Take a Picture!"

How Soekarno Hates Colonialism

"Behave well in my country or you will get more of this!"

Disturbed Lunch

General: "Mein Gott, there's a fly in my soup !'
Offizier: "On the contrary, Herr General, I think you'll find that the soup is in your fly"

West Front biatch

"I've got 99 prisoners but the bitch ain't one!"

Running Pilots

"Last one in the canteen is a rotten egg"

Hors d'oeuvre

Envy?

Naughts and Crosses championship 1942

The Wehrmacht officers had said to study 'Tactics' but 'Tic Tac Toe' sounded the same and was much more fun!

Winston Churchill and The Chair

Churchill: "General, I asked for a comfy chair!" Russian General: "In Russia, this is comfy chair.."

Bike Attack

On the move

Upside-Down Tank

"you’re doing it wrong!"

Parachute Landing Accident

Attempting Landing and Making Foxhole at the same time

American Tanks Rolling

Playing Snakes Game is more fun in World War II Tanks

Rolling Tank

"Well Sir.. This is my Best Parking ever.."